Sunday, March 28, 2010

stupid florida

Dear Miami (yeah, you all the way down there),

Please return my friends from your sweaty and impatient grip. They are a kind folk, of mellow stock, and they deserve to be treated with caresses as tender as a baby kitten's toe pads. Compared to your 'tude, MIAMI, a New England winter can induce more feelings of warmth.

Let my people go.

Go to hell, Miami.

xsoxox heart, unicorn, flower,
A!

1 comment:

Curt-I said...

I still check your blog and I anxiously await any new recipes! Hope all is well with you my friend~